The Best Advice a Vendor Can Give You

In 2009, a buddy & I went to Philadelphia for a wrestling show. It was a solid day trip; we left my house at twelve, got there at five, ate Wendy's at six, & grab our seats at seven. As we were waiting for the dark match, a vendor was marching up the stairs, carrying a tube full of ice, long necks, & clear plastic cups.

He was shouting, "Beer here! Beer here! Wrestling's better with a beer!"

Now who can deny that logic? What sound sage-like wisdom. Stranger yet, it came from a native of Philly. Not since the writing of the Declaration of Independence has anything so profoundly intellectual come from the City of Brotherly Love. The great thing about this statement is it can be altered to any scenario.

"Baseball's better with a beer!"
"The Super Bowl is better with a beer!"
"The Oscars are better with a beer!"
"Toby Keith is better with a beer!"
"Grandpa's funeral is better with a beer!"
"Your child's baptism is better with a beer!"

I bought a Yuengling & used it to wash down my new philosophy in life.