March 18, 2012

Fuck March Maddness

Why did I even do a bracket this year? The only college games I watched were Pitt's & they're losing ways have effectively rubbed off on me. My poor bracket . . . so much red ink . . . it looks like the cleanup after Gettysburg.

I lost seven of my Sweet Sixteen which turns into five of my Elite Eight which transforms into two of my Final Four. A fifteen seed beating a second seed hasn't happened since 2001 & sumbitch if it doesn't occur twice this year. Norfolk State hurt me but Lehigh pissed down my throat (I had Duke in the Final Four). No doubt some waitress in Topeka has a better bracket than me. Wait . . . everyone has a better bracket than me! I hate basketball!

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