March 2, 2012

SportsCenter

My day starts like this: Wake up, stretch, piss, dress, turn on SportsCenter, eat cereal, repeat next morning.

I know I should turn on the news & be wise to the vents which shape the world. I get that, but sadly I value  who the Celtics are trying to trade over who won the Michigan Primary. I blame SportsCenter for this. The hour long show is easily more interesting & enjoyable to watch. Plus, Granola is tastier with it on. If the news wants to attract more viewers, I say they copy the format & personality of ESPN's flagship program. Or maybe I'm idiot. No, I know I'm a idiot.

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